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A 1-800 number that is always busy...
I Called 1-800-TACOSEX and it was busy.
See taco, phone sex, mexican, lol..
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Taking a dump, in particular a long stiff tubular type that holds its shape well.
Man, I gotta snap off a log!..
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Having two toes projecting forward and two toes projecting backwards. Birds that climb through foliage or in trees display this trait.
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