Eric Cartman

What is Eric Cartman?


1.

A foul-mouthed, mean spirited, sexually confused, and morbidly obese 9-year-old on South Park.

Eric Cartman talking to Kyle:Shut up you fucking Jew!

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2.

A fat, Anti-Semetic cartoon character on South Park.

Kyle: Hey, can I come?

Eric: No!

Kyle: Why the hell not?

Eric: BECAUSE YOU'RE A JEW!!!

3.

a realy cool dude who should be president.

sieg heil eric cartman!!!!

4.

Probably the funniest character in the popular series South Park.

Eric Cartman is a racist shit.

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5.

The fat friend. He's a pimp, an O.G., He's the s#!+.

Eric Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."

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6.

Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman,Relatives: Liane Cartman

A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.

Kennys Dad: Say Kenny wasn't that your fat foulmouthed racist friend Eric Cartman?

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The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.

Eric Cartman...is...GOD!

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