Eric Cartmen

What is Eric Cartmen?

1.

The Fat Ass Of South Park. He is Funny and the best person on the show. Cartmen is extremly offensive to jews and black people. Cartmens Mom is also a hoe.

Kyle: Hey Cartmen Can I Have Some Candy?

Cartmen: Lets See hmm Nope Im Sorry Kyle I don't Have Any Jew Candy

Kyle: Fuck You Fat Ass

Or

Cat: meeeooow

Cartmen: no kitty this is my pot pie

Cat: meooooowww

Cartmen: NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!!

Cartmen: Mooommm Kitty's bein a dildo.

Cartmen's Mom : well then i know a certain kitty-kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight.

Cat: Meeooooooow?

2.

1.) Plural of Eric Cartman

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