Eric Lindros

What is Eric Lindros?


1.

A hockey player for the Dallas Stars.

Was once one of the greatest forces in the game but his career was unhitched due to multiple concussions. Most notably when he got ROCKED by Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.

Eric Lindros shoots, he scores

See eric, just, got, owned

2.

The greatest hockey player in history. Superhuman strength that would command attention whenever he stepped onto an NHL surface. Hart Trophy winner 1995.

Eric Lindros would break necks with devastating hits, score highlight reel goals that would make Wayne Gretzky cry himself to sleep, and punish anyone in his way with constant flurries of fists to the mouth.

Some suspect he is the spawn of Hercules and Wonder Woman.

Also known as "The Great One". Sorry Gretzky, try to take it back if you like the taste of haymakers.

Eric Lindros is the only man in history documented to stop the spin of the earth's axis with a bodycheck.

See nhl, great, god, hero, adonis, superstar, legend, dominance, hockey, gretzky, lemieux, ladies man, playa


83

Random Words:

1. Noun. Anonymous, consentual sex between gay men in a heavily forested area, such as a park or preserve. Sure, he's got a wife and..
1. A Superior Uber 1337 Haxor guild in the massive multi-player game 'Guild Wars'. By definition, GSS stands for Glint's Se..
1. The raising of one foot onto an elevated surface, arching of the knee, then reaching under with one hand in order to perform sexual acts..