Eric Northman

What is Eric Northman?


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Fictional character from the television series "True Blood". Eric is a 1000+ year old vampire of scandinavian descent.

I don't really feel like explaining his lifestory but I'll tell you this, unlike Edward Cullen from Twilight, Eric is a badass motherfucker! He's arrogant, confident, witty, and a douchebag but it's what makes him fucking awesome. He also dresses well. He just oozes of coolness. Loves to wear leather jackets.

One of the only dudes who can wear flip-flop with jeans, a v-neck t-shirt and not look like a flaming faggot.

Can be put in the same category as Jason Staham when it comes to the few men that it is okay for straight men to have a crush on.

Eric Northman: "Humans..."

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Eric: "Forgive him, he is abnormally attached to this human".

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Eric: "Do I have blood in my hair?"

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Eric: "And Pam... Those were great pumps (smirks)"

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Eric: "I do not respond well to threats."

See pam, sookie, lafayette


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