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Used condoms floating on the rivers or streams of Western Pennsylvania.
One fisherman to another:"Catching any fish?"
Reply:..
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The tool used to cut in half a log of human waste so impossibly long that it won't fit down the toilet hole. Usually a butcher knif..
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A Turd Ambush is a surprise Turd Assault, since the victim doesn't see it coming.
I felt like I had to take a big crap, but it was..
