What is Erichism?
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To misstate a common phrase or word. To make a strange or otherwise nonexistent connection between two unrelated things. A humorous error.
"Pass the Elmers glue" Becomes "Pass the Elmo's glue"
"you look like a deer caught with his headlights on.
“Hey, I’m not into that pseudo masochism.”
“That guy ain’t the sharpest penny in the pile.”
“I’m gonna kick ass and take numbers.”
“When it rains, it rains”
“You can dance naked with a pork chop for all I care.”
“It looks like a disaster on strike.”
Named after a well known Electronics Technician Erich K. who frequently butchers the English language.
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