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The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.
I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.
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The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.
My daughter ..
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A snarley haired and skanky airhead, who looks like a cross between a stripper and a 90 year old woman on meth. Bangs anything with mon..