Error

What is Error?


1.

When your computer freezes then starts playing an annoying sound over and over again, driving you so insane you decide to jump off a bridge with your computer in one hand and the manual in the other.

Person: "OMG! This ERROR not again!"

See glitch, problem, bug, conflict, critical

2.

what myspace is full of.

tom: i'm sorry theres been an error it has been forwarded to myspace's technical group.

me: fuck you tom! *breaks computer*

See myspace, bullshit, tom, fuck

3.

A fat, bearded man who lives in the village of Ruto. Knows about a tunnel south of the king's tomb in Mido.

"I AM

ERROR."

--Error

4.

Something that happens on Windows 98 too much.

"Illegal Operation. Restart the goddamn computer, assclown."

5.

When something goes wrong it is known as an error. Usually pronounced using a drunken slur

I've Errored tonight.

ERROR, Ive just lost everyone.

6.

What the computer (or technology in general) is full of. A computer's MOST FAVORiTE word ever, and its VERY MOST FAVORiTE thing to do. Errors are not really mistakes; computers (and other similar devices) just do them on purpose to tick people off.

Trying to upload a pic on Facebook, and I got this message

Computer: "ERROR: Facebook has encountered a problem try again later."

*****30 MiNUTES LATER*****

Trying to burn a CD

Computer (when it "finishes burning" the CD): "Error: The memory could not be read."

Me: "AUUUGH!" gets mad and stomps off to room

See accident, mistake, tick off, on purpose

7.

when something goes wrong

usually used with anything to do with computers

occors a lot on any microsoft based operating system

especially on a programming language invented by sun microsystems

particularly when you are on a deadline

you have got a redundant someshit error on line 24.


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