Erstwhile Spouse

What is Erstwhile Spouse?


1.

Offbeat, gender-neutral way of referring to one's ex-wife or ex-husband.

I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."

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See erstwhile, ex-husband, ex-wife, spouse, slut, husband, wife


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