What is Erudite Sleeping Elephant?
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The act of effectively undescending both testicles thus removing them from the scrotum and pushing them back up into the groin area. When the shaft of the penis is then pulled down, the result resembles a wise and sleeping elephant.
Whenever I feel sad and alone, I bust out an Erudite Sleeping Elephant, aka an ESE. The profound knowledge of my humble and wise friend gives me solace.
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To place your hairy bean bag in a girl's eyes, then procede to fart repeatedly directly in her nose.
Christmas came early for Jane..