Eruptus

What is Eruptus?

A variation of a boner.

Boy: Damn, you're giving me an eruptus!

Girl: Oh my god! That's gross, keep that shit to your self!

Boy: What? It's not a boner! It's different... It's cooler...

See boner, erection, wood, spring, hard

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