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Microscopic bugs that you don't see but know they're there. You usually think about them on handles in public toilets or on pu..
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When you meet a young lady in a disco/club, take her back to yours, pull down her panties to reveal a sweaty, stinking kebab.
"Mat..
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To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.
"Hide the cookies under the crib a..
