What is Erwin?
1.
pulling an erwin is when someone walks into a pole, or any type of solid object that you may walk into.
dude #1: yo man, did that guy just walk into a pole?
dude #2: yeah man, that foo pulled an erwin .
dude #1: tru, lets get drunk
dude #2: word up
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2.
Someone who would rather stay home and cook bacon than win incredible prizes from old navy's best week ever.
that fag is such an Erwin
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3.
a beer or alcoholic drink that has been left out unfinished. usually found in large numbers the next morning after a party.
1st guy: "dude, grab me a beer while you're up."
2nd guy: "no way, you already have two erwins sitting in front of you."
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4.
An erwin is a
jake: I went to go see a movie today, but when i got there it had just sold out!
Tony: You're such an
erwin you should have shown up earlier.
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5.
To block the cock of ones male friend.
To stop a male friend from recieving vaginal action.
Oh crap, that dude just Erwined me!!!
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6.
exaggerated or exhilarating sense of female cunning and womanly wiles.
Did you see all those little girls being all erwin like?
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