Erwin

What is Erwin?


1.

pulling an erwin is when someone walks into a pole, or any type of solid object that you may walk into.

dude #1: yo man, did that guy just walk into a pole?

dude #2: yeah man, that foo pulled an erwin .

dude #1: tru, lets get drunk

dude #2: word up

See erwin, irwin, pole, bar

2.

Someone who would rather stay home and cook bacon than win incredible prizes from old navy's best week ever.

that fag is such an Erwin

See cunt, vagina, sand box, monkey, fucker

3.

a beer or alcoholic drink that has been left out unfinished. usually found in large numbers the next morning after a party.

1st guy: "dude, grab me a beer while you're up."

2nd guy: "no way, you already have two erwins sitting in front of you."

See irwin, b.o.d.

4.

An erwin is a loser, someone who fails at life, someone who has horrible luck, or someone who is just really stupid.

jake: I went to go see a movie today, but when i got there it had just sold out!

Tony: You're such an erwin you should have shown up earlier.

See loser, reject, pathetic, noob, tard

5.

To block the cock of ones male friend.

To stop a male friend from recieving vaginal action.

Oh crap, that dude just Erwined me!!!

See erwin, cock, block, vagina

6.

exaggerated or exhilarating sense of female cunning and womanly wiles.

Did you see all those little girls being all erwin like?

See women, cry, yell, sissy


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