Es Woss

What is Es Woss?


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Powerful Elvish sorceress that eats her hair and dwells in Woss's Tower studying scrolls of the ages...yet the content of those scrolls remains unknown. The only words ever heard by Woss are "ezuubba zubba"

Translation: UNKNOWN

Today we stormed woses tower, overcame the guards, and took it in the name of Hootang. Wose has been forced to flee to her secret mountain sancuary known as Woss's Courtyard. This courtyard is approximately 300 feet from the Tower. We expect retaliation, but we will be ready. Heavy artillery is on the way. There is no way we will lose this war. "Es woss!, echoed through the valley ford as the remaining troops fled across the river

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