What is Esai?
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One of the maddest motherfuckers to grace this planet. Doesn't take shit from anyone. An Esai is reliable and should be your go to person. Also see
I saw Esai kick the shit out of 10 dudes last night. As a young teen Jean-Claude Van Damme once told reporters that one day he'd like to grow up and become an Esai.
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A slightly demented midget with supernatural powers over dead squirrels.
Likes kicking peoples' monkeys, and probably enjoys it to..
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A prank first invented by students at the University Kentucky in which one man comes upon another as he sleeps and begins to masturbate...
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Instances of compressed carpeting material on the carpeted floor where furniture used to be.
This furnadense was caused by my old TV st..
