Esc

What is Esc?


1.

The "escape" key. It, like, closes windows, or programs, or something like that. Often used in vain by computer illiterate school teachers to somehow fix a frozen computer.

- "Mrs. So-and-so!"

- "Yes?"

- "I think my computer froze."

*teacher walks over*

- "Hmmm...."

*teacher repeatedly taps the "Esc" key*

- "Well, I'm not sure what's wrong. Just go to another computer."

- "But I'm in the middle of an assignment!"

- "Well, tough shit!"

2.

1. The abbreviation found on a key on a keyboard that stands for "Escape."

2. Abbreviation for "Electronic Stability Control" which is a computer that has all the features found in TCSand ABS, but prevents things like understeer and oversteer to prevent roll overs, skids, and spins. Currently Congress is trying to pass a bill that requires ESC on all SUVs.

3. Abbreviation for "Electronic Speed Control" which are found in high end RC cars that limit the amount of current that goes to the motor so it doesn't fry.

1. I was playing the game, but it stopped becaused I hit the ESC key

2. Luckily that SUV didn't flip when it made that turn at 100 mph. It must have ESC.

3. Dude, you hooked twelve cells up to that ESC, no wonder you fryed it.

See escape, tcs, abs

3.

the first button on the keyboard

Did you know that the Esc button is the first button on the keyboard?

4.

Abbreviation for "Emergency Shit Condition," when one has extreme and (often sudden) onset of need for bowel movement.

"I hope we can make it to that rest area, I've got an ESC going on here."

See abbreviation, urgency, bathroom, movement

5.

Abbrebiation for emercency crowd surfing

"Ugh! I need to get out of this mosh pit. Time for an ESC!"

See crowd surfing, moshing, silly


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