Escaburban

What is Escaburban?

1.

A ridiculously large SUV, usually with only 1 person inside. Used primarily by stay at home moms to go to Starbucks or yoga classes, with the guise that they need such a large, inefficient vehicle to haul around their kids.

Britney wants a coffee, so she leaves the kids with their nanny and fires up the Escaburban to drive 3 blocks to the nearest Starbucks.

See suv, escalade, stay at home mom, starbucks, yoga
60

Random Words:

Teutonic Plague
1. An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent. Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks e..
Read more
*shloop*
1. A term used to to take back something said as a joke, can not be used when the phrase said was meant. (see indian giving) " I th..
Read more
Turkla
1. the neck fat when it sags on a human. then you pull it and say "Turkla" my mom is old and has a huge turkla See mom, sag, ne..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free