Escaburban

What is Escaburban?


1.

A ridiculously large SUV, usually with only 1 person inside. Used primarily by stay at home moms to go to Starbucks or yoga classes, with the guise that they need such a large, inefficient vehicle to haul around their kids.

Britney wants a coffee, so she leaves the kids with their nanny and fires up the Escaburban to drive 3 blocks to the nearest Starbucks.

See suv, escalade, stay at home mom, starbucks, yoga


60

Random Words:

1. To be told there is a kickass party but then find out that the party is being hosted by a fat Mexican girl whose parents wanted to make ..
1. Excessive leg (or, more specifically, thigh) fat. At the gym, Lindsay felt self conscious due to the fact that she knew her lubbuck was..
1. An acronym for quietpupil christianity, which is a phase meaning shit. quiet is like SHhh pupil is in an eye, like I the symbol for c..