Escaburban

What is Escaburban?


1.

A ridiculously large SUV, usually with only 1 person inside. Used primarily by stay at home moms to go to Starbucks or yoga classes, with the guise that they need such a large, inefficient vehicle to haul around their kids.

Britney wants a coffee, so she leaves the kids with their nanny and fires up the Escaburban to drive 3 blocks to the nearest Starbucks.

See suv, escalade, stay at home mom, starbucks, yoga


60

Random Words:

1. lord-ship. n. - 1. a person who has usually made it to their 3rd or 4th year of school and is the most out of control wildest person ..
1. A Halo player who makes himself a character of the opposite sex on purpose. "Dude, did your spartan just scream like a girl?"..
1. To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it... oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich See ate, munched..