What is Escaburban?
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A ridiculously large SUV, usually with only 1 person inside. Used primarily by stay at home moms to go to Starbucks or yoga classes, with the guise that they need such a large, inefficient vehicle to haul around their kids.
Britney wants a coffee, so she leaves the kids with their nanny and fires up the Escaburban to drive 3 blocks to the nearest Starbucks.
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A term of endearment, often used to describe something very impossibly sad. Also one of the most over used youtube GOD-LIKE videos
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A person who will do anything to smoke weed/hit a blunt.
This lady just gave him head for a hit of this blunt. She is a blunt monkey FR..
