What is Escaburban?
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A ridiculously large SUV, usually with only 1 person inside. Used primarily by stay at home moms to go to Starbucks or yoga classes, with the guise that they need such a large, inefficient vehicle to haul around their kids.
Britney wants a coffee, so she leaves the kids with their nanny and fires up the Escaburban to drive 3 blocks to the nearest Starbucks.
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Shaun White Language for Large Women who goes on a crash diet.
"look at the Zoombalator"
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Being owned in a severe mannar, such as a head shot. Also said as pwnt face.
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Vazh says: you just got face owned
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