Escaburban

What is Escaburban?


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A ridiculously large SUV, usually with only 1 person inside. Used primarily by stay at home moms to go to Starbucks or yoga classes, with the guise that they need such a large, inefficient vehicle to haul around their kids.

Britney wants a coffee, so she leaves the kids with their nanny and fires up the Escaburban to drive 3 blocks to the nearest Starbucks.

See suv, escalade, stay at home mom, starbucks, yoga


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