What is Escaburban?
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A ridiculously large SUV, usually with only 1 person inside. Used primarily by stay at home moms to go to Starbucks or yoga classes, with the guise that they need such a large, inefficient vehicle to haul around their kids.
Britney wants a coffee, so she leaves the kids with their nanny and fires up the Escaburban to drive 3 blocks to the nearest Starbucks.
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a slang term used when talking about masterbating.
"Are you leaving already?"
"Yeah, I'm going to go home"
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The end of civilization caused by the earth being overrun by zombies.
The dead have risen; grab your shotgun, it's the zombacolyps..
