What is Escalefting?
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To stand on the left side of the escalator and not walk, as is proper Washington, DC Metro protocol; to not follow the "stand left, walk right" rule. A mistake commonly made by tourists or clueless (and occasionally rude) locals.
"That idiot tourist is escalefting and holding up the entire escalator."
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