Escaloafing

What is Escaloafing?

To stand on a moving escalator,or "loaf" as the name describes. Not to be mixed up with "escalefting"

Harry: Dude, that guy is totally escaloafing, He could save more time by just walking down the escalator, he must be high or something.

Adam: At least he isn't escaleftaloafing, or mescaloafing or even mescaescaleftaloafing.

Harry: Dude...are we high?

Adam: yes

See escalefting, escalator, metro, elevator

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