What is Escanaba?
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1. A city in Michigan's upper peninsula.
2. A (probably Michigan-specific) slang term for "penis". (To get an idea of why, look at a map of Michigan, find Escanaba, and consider the fact that
1. I went up north to Escanaba this weekend.
2. She sucked my Escanaba.
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