Escape Call

What is Escape Call?


1.

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.

*ring*

Guy..."Hello?"

Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"

Grenade..."Who's that?"

Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."

Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."

Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*

Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"

Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."


77

Random Words:

1. Shares the traits of the original Emo description if not some, but has the promiscuous qualities of a Hoe. A hybrid mix of emotional is..
1. 1. A wannabe Spanglish master 2. A nice-looking typesetter who owns everyone in the styling part ;D I did an awesome inyo today! (I d..
1. the treatment of sadness/boredom or just being plain cheered up through listening to the band Mcfly. *sigh* "I'm feeling pret..