Escape Call

What is Escape Call?

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.

*ring*

Guy..."Hello?"

Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"

Grenade..."Who's that?"

Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."

Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."

Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*

Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"

Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."

Gwg

1. Short for Girl with glasses are hotter than girls without glasses because I want to skeet on their Prada frames. Duuuuuuuuuude GWG on..

Gerple

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Paw Off

1. An Anthropomorphic term meaning to self-stimulate one's penile appendage. FurryFox: Im Bored ... time to paw off! 2. To jerk off..

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