Escape Call

What is Escape Call?


1.

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.

*ring*

Guy..."Hello?"

Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"

Grenade..."Who's that?"

Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."

Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."

Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*

Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"

Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."


77

Random Words:

1. Whore Of the Band Girl (an unknowingly wob): I'm dating Greg now Bandee: Wow! Really? But weren't you with Damian yesterday?..
1. A Blue Chevrolet Lumina Hey, what happened to your Blumina, bro? Ah, I sold it. See blue, chevrolet, lumina, chevy, car..
1. prepubescent, juvenile, lame, immature, gay. That kid is unpubular! ie@ gay/immature Dude, that comment was unpubular. ie: lame..