What is Escape Call?
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Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the
*ring*
Guy..."Hello?"
Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"
Grenade..."Who's that?"
Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."
Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."
Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*
**Later that night at the bar*
Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"
Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."
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