Escape Call

What is Escape Call?

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.

*ring*

Guy..."Hello?"

Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"

Grenade..."Who's that?"

Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."

Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."

Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*

Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"

Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."

Sivan

1. 1.(n) jewish month around the time of may or june 2.(n) feminine name in israel 3. (n)a cool look you can pull off, usually flowy shir..

Culero Salad

1. 1. sucking on some brown eye 2. getting a mouth full of poop shoot 3. making out with the butthole 4. sticking your tounge in the wro..

Zinga-zing-zong!

1. you say this when your stoned "Zinga-zing-zong! Zinga-zing-zong! Zinga-zing-zong! Zinga-zing-zong!" "My god, will yo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Escape Call Edit Meaning