Escape Call

What is Escape Call?


1.

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.

*ring*

Guy..."Hello?"

Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"

Grenade..."Who's that?"

Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."

Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."

Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*

Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"

Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."


77

Random Words:

1. The opposite of boredom. "I never suffer from boredom, and in fact, if I suffer from anything, it's from moredom! I never hav..
1. A made up word that is considered a cuss word in Ragnarok Online. That novice is a zipperheadtute...
1. A unikern is how the word unicorn was spelled back in the days when i was a boy. when making unikern plural you do not add an "S&q..