Escape Call

What is Escape Call?


1.

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.

*ring*

Guy..."Hello?"

Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"

Grenade..."Who's that?"

Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."

Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."

Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*

Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"

Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."


77

Random Words:

1. to call dibs on, out ranks dibs and shotgun only the high hosie can outrank a hosie call I hosie the last beer. I high hosie the last..
1. an overpowering beat that craves large amounts of attention wherever he goes; an outgoing person who tends to over extert himself and th..
1. so drunk that you can't spell cocked. im wicked cokecd dude See kurt..