Escaped Convict

What is Escaped Convict?

(Noun)

A bowel movement that has slipped past your sphincter and into your pants against your will.

"Dad has an escaped convict in his pants."

see also: "Harboring a Fugitive"

See shit, turd, poop, dung

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