Escaplegic

What is Escaplegic?

A person whose otherwise healthy legs immediately cease to function upon hitting the surface of moving stairway.

Why won't that fricking escaplegic learn to stand on the LEFT of the escalator!

See escalator, cripple, subway, underground

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