Escaplegic

What is Escaplegic?

A person whose otherwise healthy legs immediately cease to function upon hitting the surface of moving stairway.

Why won't that fricking escaplegic learn to stand on the LEFT of the escalator!

See escalator, cripple, subway, underground

Morning Missle

1. An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning. I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rente..

Qwertz

1. First 6 letters in a German keyboard. The English equivalent is "QWERTY" Germans use the QWERTZ keyboard. 2. "querty&a..

Gut Flopping

1. Where a large bellied individual raises his or her stomach and allows it to drop upon his or her sexual partner in a way that creates a ..

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