What is Escargot?
1.
A cooked snail and a French delicacy. It may or may not be served in its shell.
Woman: We had a lovely soiré, didn't we?
Man: Yes, it was rather enjoyable.
Woman: I must say that the escargot was quite a success!
or...
Waiter: Would you care for some escargot to start your evening?
Diner: Yes, we'll have an order of escargot as an appetizer.
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2.
the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Looks like snot (a nose booger)
"Anyone care for escargot?"
"er, no thanks. I'll just pick my own..."
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3.
French for "snail", commonly the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Edible.
he: "Would you care for escargot?"
she: "er, no thanks. It always looks too much like tiny inner & outer labia. I'm not into eating that."
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4.
French for snail, a delicacy on toast!
Escargot, anyone?
Uh..no thanks...
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