Eschlongated

What is Eschlongated?


1.

The result of your schlongbecoming engorged with blood due to sexual excitement. Much like an erection, your cock grows in length as it becomes enlarged and elongated.

I became eschlongated as leaned forward affording me a view down her blouse at her breasts.

See boner, hard-on, erection, woody, stiffy


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