Eschlongated

What is Eschlongated?


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The result of your schlongbecoming engorged with blood due to sexual excitement. Much like an erection, your cock grows in length as it becomes enlarged and elongated.

I became eschlongated as leaned forward affording me a view down her blouse at her breasts.

See boner, hard-on, erection, woody, stiffy


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