What is Escoop Velocity?
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The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. See also Haagen Daze.
Ben & Jerry’s new Star Wars flavor is so good, I lacked the willpower to achieve escoop velocity finished the pint on my own. Yes, the force is strong in this one.
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Random Words:
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A person who is a cunt who also likes to, enjoys, or does fuck mothers.
Also an amusing derogatory term
You stupid cuntmotherfucker!
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when you cut a bitches head off and receive oral sex through the her windpipe.
ps. you can make it extra sexy by busting down her esoph..
