What is Escoop Velocity?
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The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. See also Haagen Daze.
Ben & Jerry’s new Star Wars flavor is so good, I lacked the willpower to achieve escoop velocity finished the pint on my own. Yes, the force is strong in this one.
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A term used to describe a performance or anything else that is so hideously incompetent as to be not only sickening, but laughable.
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to push one's digit through inferior quality paper when wiping one's arse.
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A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all. From Homestarrunner
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