Eskimo Goggles

What is Eskimo Goggles?

To place one's taint on the forehead of a female and resting one's balls on their eyes.

She was out cold, so I made sure to put eskimo goggles on her.

She was wearing my Eskimo goggles all night.

See eskimo, goggles, balls, eyes

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