Eskimo Gum-rub

What is Eskimo Gum-rub?


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A blow-job from a toothless native Alaskan. Due to poor standards in dental care, many native Alaskans lose their teeth, leading to toothless blowjobs.

"Pale-face, cocksucking motherfucker! No Eskimo Gum-rub for you! Kill me now!"

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