What is Eskimo Mushroom Hammer?
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1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also:
1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
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The act of barfing on another's cockfor a laugh.
I saw a fellow homosapien blow chunksdown my trousers.
See beef
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To puke on ..
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(v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory.
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