What is Eskimo Mushroom Hammer?
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1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also:
1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
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Another phrase from the Bogans that watch Rugby League in Australia. It is the abbreviated for of; That will suffice nicely.
Person a) ..
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A homosexual who rapes women and kids.
He raped me and all my children. The Effing Dotti Batti!
See evil, homo, bender, nonce, screame..
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When a person's lower jaw sticks out further than their top jaw.
Benjamin Franklin..
