What is Eskimo Mushroom Hammer?
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1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also:
1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
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1.(n or adj.) A common mispelling of Xenophobic, which is the fear of foreigner(s).
Pronounciation:
zeh-nO-phO-bik
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A quick, simple and discreet way of describing to somebody else that you you cum all over her face. You make eye contact with a friend, ..
