What is Eskimo Mushroom Hammer?
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1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also:
1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
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scottish slang
1. drunk to the point of insanity
wasted, wrecked, hammered
2. stoned
am pure oot ma nut man!!
See danni..
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When you and ur friend hang out somewhere to find girls and you in your best clothes, feelin' extremely confident, looking fresh..
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