What is Eskimo Pie?
1.
a vanilla ice cream bar totally covered in chocolate
Mr. Ice Cream Man, may I have an eskimo pie?
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2.
when a guy cums in a girls mouth. and then she gives him a long slow kiss goodnight
"yummo, give me some pie, baby!"
3.
When a man ejaculates in a females vagina whilst she is having an orgasm then licks the resultant moon cheese out.
Wow, it sure is hot today, I'd sure love an eskimo pie.
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4.
A snowball with a surprise dog turd center.
"I heard Tommy got detention for hitting Ms. Wilkins with an Eskimo Pie."
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5.
A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.
"Man I'm SO pissed right now, last night Chandra Eskimo Pie'd my ass!"
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6.
A sexual act in which a man defecates, ejaculates, and urinates on a woman's (or man's) hair, then sets the person's hair on fire.
Man #1: Man, I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend.
Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!
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7.
An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".
Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.
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