Eskimo Stranger

What is Eskimo Stranger?


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When you put your hand into a glass of ice water for five to ten minutes (until it goes completely numb and cold), then masturbate. Extra points for wearing a fur cuff on your wrist.

I gave myself an Eskimo Stranger last night, and it felt just like a wild night in the arctic.

See stranger, masturbate, ice, sex, snow


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