What is Eskimo Stranger?
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When you put your hand into a glass of ice water for five to ten minutes (until it goes completely numb and cold), then masturbate. Extra points for wearing a fur cuff on your wrist.
I gave myself an Eskimo Stranger last night, and it felt just like a wild night in the arctic.
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A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet.
The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012.
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Brendon Urie's legendary zip-up.
Often induces teenie squeals, as well as some true fan screams.
TRUE-FAN EXAMPLE
Mandy: Brendon..
