What is Eskimo Stranger?
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When you put your hand into a glass of ice water for five to ten minutes (until it goes completely numb and cold), then masturbate. Extra points for wearing a fur cuff on your wrist.
I gave myself an Eskimo Stranger last night, and it felt just like a wild night in the arctic.
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The Man. Possibly the greatest overall outfielder ever as well as the best player in Mariners history.
Ken Griffey jr. is such a beast..