Eskimo Surprise

What is Eskimo Surprise?


1.

An 'eskimo surprise' is when the penis is removed from the partner, and is immediately replaced with a popcicle or a frozen bread stick, without the knowledge of the partner. This is easiest to do from behind or whilst the partner is blindfolded.

Also see eskimo frenchbread surprise

Carl gave Cassie a Eskimo Surprise last week.

See eskimo surprise, sex, fetish

2.

After having sexual intercoursewith any random slutin the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.

In winter:

Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?

Alan: I picked up a hooker.

Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?

Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.

See eskimo, surprise, boot, head, slut, barf

3.

After having sexual intercoursewith any random slutin the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.

In winter:

Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?

Alan: I picked up a hooker.

Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?

Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.

See sex, donkey punch, hooker, pavement


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