What is Eskimullet?
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(noun)
Referring to the ancient eskimo tradition of growing your hair long in the back while shaving the rest.
This combination allowed for conforming to the rigid aerodynamic standards of the canoe, while leaving enough hair in the back so that one can be retrieved from the mouth of a kller whale in case of such an emergency.
This tradition has been passed down to many of Calgary's proudest engineer-eskimos. Such as the infamous Stevo, long-time companion and spiritual guide to Martin the Terrible.
"Mukluk hair too long on sides - You slowing down canoe. Get with times, man. Look around... all eskimullet 'cept you. That's it, we dropping you off in Calgary."
