Esmee Denters

What is Esmee Denters?


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An talentless lolita whore that tries to sing R&B songs on youtube without any soul what-so-ever, who became an internet phenomenon and surpassed millions of other amateur girls who sing 10^6 times better than her by getting a deal with Justin Timberlake's record label. She only got the deal because they figured, she's another cute Bratz-doll looking teeny-bopper teen that will use inappropriate sexual innuendos to sell her records and later on provide fodder to the paparazzi by becoming another rehab-hopping groupie of Lindsay, Paris, and Britney.

Bratty teen daughter: Mommy! Mommy! I can't sing for crap, but I'm like totally hot and should get a record deal now!

Her Mother: Ok, ok, we'll get you a digital camcorder so you can upload your videos and become the next Esmee Denters.

See youtube, lindsay lohan, britney spears, paris hilton


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