What is Esmeralda?
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Probably the nicest person you will ever meet. People's whose names are Esmeralda are usually the prettiest, smartest, and nicest. Every girl wants to be like her and every guy is afraid to ask her out because of the fear of rejection. Usually will end up being voted prettiest, or Valedictorian. Overall, the most perfect person ever.
Girl: Oh my gosh, Esmeralda is so awesome, i wish i was just like her!
Guy:Wow, Esmeralda is so pretty, I want to ask her out, but I'm afraid that she'll reject me!
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Being horny all the time
Man my new boyfriend/Girlfriends always esmeralda
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