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One who usually spends the day on the porch, rifle in hand, sipping ice tea with 18 kids in their ford pick up truck and a possum in the..
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A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time.
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That burning splatter you get at the end of a really wet fart.
Fred ate too many jalapenos, and had a nasty case of the aftersplats
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