What is Esouphopus?
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THANK YOU TO WHOEVER INVENTED THE ESPHOPUS!!! i did this last night to my girlfriend and she had the best orgasm ever she screamed so loud it almost broke my eardrums!
im going to esophopus kelly every night
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a dude licks the nipples hard, she ejaculates from the nip...he drinks it and blows chunks into her vaj, or one of another girls to drink next time hes down there
last night i had an esouphopus sandwich
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when a male sticks the female breasts down his esouphagus and then she lactates and then he spits the milk into her kuchie snorcher...
esouphopus me now
want to esouphopus
shut up and esouphopus me
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