Esouphopus

What is Esouphopus?


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THANK YOU TO WHOEVER INVENTED THE ESPHOPUS!!! i did this last night to my girlfriend and she had the best orgasm ever she screamed so loud it almost broke my eardrums!

im going to esophopus kelly every night

2.

a dude licks the nipples hard, she ejaculates from the nip...he drinks it and blows chunks into her vaj, or one of another girls to drink next time hes down there

last night i had an esouphopus sandwich

3.

when a male sticks the female breasts down his esouphagus and then she lactates and then he spits the milk into her kuchie snorcher...

esouphopus me now

want to esouphopus

shut up and esouphopus me


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