Esp

What is Esp?


1.

Extra-Sensory-Perception. Often referred to as "The sixth Sense". Often used in conversation when one makes a lucky guess as to what someone is about to say.

M.C. Hammer: I want to-

Patrick Surtain: SLEEP!

M.C. Hammer: Hey! I was just going to say that!

Patrick Surtain: I must have ESP!

2.

A company that makes guitars and basses. Originally started as a custom guitar shop, they later started mass-producing certain styles. The cheaper, Korean-made models are refered to as ESP LTDs. ESP guitars are mostly custom made, but they still sell a few "base" models. They are mostly used by hard rock and nu metal bands such as Deftones, Cold, Ill Niño, Skinlab, etc.

Their custom made guitars are way too expensive for my tastes, but if you like them, hey, go for it. espguitars

See Matt

3.

Used as shorthand in online conversations to substitute 'especially'.

Person 1: Wow that concert was ace!

Person 2: Yeh the drummer was esp good.

See esp, particularly

4.

Electronic Stability Program

ESP is a further enhancement to the anti-lock braking system (ABS) and traction control system (TCS). The ESP is designed to detect a difference between the driver's control inputs and the actual response of the vehicle. When differences are detected, the system intervenes by providing braking forces to the appropriate wheels to correct the path of the vehicle. This automatic reaction is engineered for improved vehicle stability, particularly during severe cornering and on low-friction road surfaces, by helping to reduce over-steering and under-steering.

GF: What's this ESP button in my car?

BF: A function to help you not drive off the road on messy weather, hit it.

See abs, car, tcs

5.

Extremely stinky puss

Man, they say that girl has ESP.

Oh really, she can see the future?

No dumbass, she has an Extremely Stinky Puss!

See puss, esp, stinky, extreme, future

6.

ESP in gaming language (mainly counterstrike games and mods, fps games) means Enemy Sound Position. It is an illegal program, cheat, which shows a square or dot or other sign on the position of other players (of opposite and/or the same team), and that symbols are visible through walls so user of esp can see where enemies are. This is kind of wallhack.

-thx man! this is sooo great esp! without it our team would lost this match!

See games, internet, multiplayer, hacks, cheats, cs, tf, fps

7.

The ESP(Earwig Secret Police) is an organization of people you are devoted to saving the human race from the common threat of the earwig. This group consists of a President, Vice President, Secretary of Defense, a Driver, and Dan the Cameraman. The arch nemesis of the ESP is the AESP(Anti Earwig Secret Police). If you try to screw with the ESP don't forget that they do what they want.

Charlie: Hey have you heard about them ESP

guys?

Brandon: Hur hur hur yeah I heard they do

what they want.

Charlie: I wish I could do what I wanted.

(sad face)

See esp, earwig, police


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