Espalectic

What is Espalectic?

Some one who is being a complete retard. Comes from the "inbreeding" of the words spastic and epileptic.

Normal person: 'Wot sort of dance is that'

Espalectic person: 'One I sort of created in the mirror one day'

Normal person: 'Fucking Espalectic'

See retard, stupid, fit

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