Es-penis

What is Es-penis?


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ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.

"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"

See piss, leak, toilet, bathroom, urinal


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