What is Es-penis?
1.
ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.
"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"
See
Random Words:
1.
When your friend shoves his cock down your throat as far as it will go and then you start to eat it while singing i want my mullet back
..
1.
1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"
2) A generic name for a toolor a village idiot...
