What is Es-penis?
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ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.
"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"
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What to do after stabbing somebody.
Man: (pulls out knife from woman's waist) Well that was fun, but... now what do I do?
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To jizz into a cup, add blackcurrant juice and drink.
Generally has to be your own jizz.
Invented by 'Boreham Boy'
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