What is Es-penis?
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ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.
"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"
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Random Words:
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A womens vagina.
i ate her fur burger last night
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Slang for the female pubic region, usually in relation to cunnilingus.
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An army issue sleeping bag.
Did you remember your green maggot?
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