Es-penis

What is Es-penis?

1.

ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.

"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"

See piss, leak, toilet, bathroom, urinal
7

Random Words:

Z-is-me
1. 1. someone who either stalks you or knows everything about you, or possibly is you and you dont fucking know it The author "z"..
Read more
V-lock
1. n; the action of a girl crossing her legs to restrict access to the cooteror Vag. a move often pulled by Virgins. Owens: yo franky, y..
Read more
Mini-fro
1. a person with a miniature afroor fro That guy has a mini-fro dude! See afro, fro, fro-hawk, frohawk..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free