Es-penis

What is Es-penis?

1.

ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.

"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"

See piss, leak, toilet, bathroom, urinal
7

Random Words:

Malfideliticitidous
1. A new word for the English language that can fully depict distrust and anger towards a person. An "uber" sense of anger. &quo..
Read more
Ease-up
1. When a chap puts his penis back in his trousers perhaps a few seconds to early post piss, leading to a few drops down the inner thigh. ..
Read more
Lubrarian
1. 1. one who is trained in the art of lubrication 2. any person displaying extreme skill in the art of lubrication 3. a clerk of the lub..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free