What is Es-penis?
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ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.
"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"
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a female who applies an excessive amout of make up to her face especally around the eye area.
god that girl looks like a clownwhore..
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a cigarette, preferably a newport.
''yo dog, you got an el producto?''
See cigarette, newport, dog, smoke, butt..
