Es-penis

What is Es-penis?

1.

ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.

"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"

See piss, leak, toilet, bathroom, urinal
7

Random Words:

Arection
1. When your dick goes hard after coming. Sort of like a resurrection of your erection. More technical terms: When one's penis beco..
Read more
Tukow
1. an exclamation (usually of excitement or having done something right). i think it's onomatopoeia for something hitting something el..
Read more
Kain Like That
1. Ying and Yang, Good and Evil, Inbetween. Kain can be many people seen in the bible with abel, seen as the backstabbing friend in ff4 wit..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free