Random Words:
1.
An activity involving a banana or an object of similar shape and an oesophagus
God that was a good bananasofagus..
1.
One who attracts douchbags, usually an attractive female
After dumping her 10th boyfriend who din't have a job and was cheating on..
1.
now/
iff 'if's the middle word in life,'
life without the f-word's a lie,
=>realise i'm an affront to la..
