What is Espionics?
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A language used by people (primarily caucasian men in their early 20s) who watch too much Sports Center, and characterized by douchebag phrases and lack of verb tense.
Tool 1: "Howszit?!? Say, who wins this year's Purdue-Michigan game?"
Tool 2: "My boy at QB has sick skills. Just sick. The Boilers win an easy one, bro-man."
After this display of ESPioNics, both tools do the fist-bump and shoot Jaegerbombs together.
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A derogatory term for someone in a wheelchair.
Whoa, look at Powerwheels 2009 go! Cripple sure can motor it.
See cripple, power, power..
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the smell that emits from the mouth after the consumption of broccoli
dude, did you talk to molly?
fuck no, her breath smells like bro..