What is Espionics?
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A language used by people (primarily caucasian men in their early 20s) who watch too much Sports Center, and characterized by douchebag phrases and lack of verb tense.
Tool 1: "Howszit?!? Say, who wins this year's Purdue-Michigan game?"
Tool 2: "My boy at QB has sick skills. Just sick. The Boilers win an easy one, bro-man."
After this display of ESPioNics, both tools do the fist-bump and shoot Jaegerbombs together.
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Really runny snot mixed with chunky throw up giving the appearance of Quaker oatmeal
don't let that oatmeal fool you, Quaker'..
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Upon completion of lovemaking, you pull out and give the girl a pearl necklace while shitting on her head. Alias, Jason Chaffin.
Suzie..
