What is Espionics?
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A language used by people (primarily caucasian men in their early 20s) who watch too much Sports Center, and characterized by douchebag phrases and lack of verb tense.
Tool 1: "Howszit?!? Say, who wins this year's Purdue-Michigan game?"
Tool 2: "My boy at QB has sick skills. Just sick. The Boilers win an easy one, bro-man."
After this display of ESPioNics, both tools do the fist-bump and shoot Jaegerbombs together.
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The area anywhere south of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Cubans have taken over.
Hey Julio, I heard Shaq got traded to the North Cuba Heat...
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An apparently obscene reference on '30 Rock' that I don't understand and it's driving me insane.
"Crazy Putty?..
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New white tennis shoes. Gotta be sparklin white! NEW! No discoloration at all.
Damn...them shoes be cocaine white.
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