What is Espionics?
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A language used by people (primarily caucasian men in their early 20s) who watch too much Sports Center, and characterized by douchebag phrases and lack of verb tense.
Tool 1: "Howszit?!? Say, who wins this year's Purdue-Michigan game?"
Tool 2: "My boy at QB has sick skills. Just sick. The Boilers win an easy one, bro-man."
After this display of ESPioNics, both tools do the fist-bump and shoot Jaegerbombs together.
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witch doctor
medicine man
usually from africa
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that apothecary sold me this rare sleeping potion.
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proofreading and getting rid of typos. Also implies removing the fluff in text thus making it more concise/slimmer
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a stupid comeback phrase that's used for virtually everything, even if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever
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