Espionics

What is Espionics?


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A language used by people (primarily caucasian men in their early 20s) who watch too much Sports Center, and characterized by douchebag phrases and lack of verb tense.

Tool 1: "Howszit?!? Say, who wins this year's Purdue-Michigan game?"

Tool 2: "My boy at QB has sick skills. Just sick. The Boilers win an easy one, bro-man."

After this display of ESPioNics, both tools do the fist-bump and shoot Jaegerbombs together.

See espnglish, espn, douchebag, tool


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