What is Espionics?
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A language used by people (primarily caucasian men in their early 20s) who watch too much Sports Center, and characterized by douchebag phrases and lack of verb tense.
Tool 1: "Howszit?!? Say, who wins this year's Purdue-Michigan game?"
Tool 2: "My boy at QB has sick skills. Just sick. The Boilers win an easy one, bro-man."
After this display of ESPioNics, both tools do the fist-bump and shoot Jaegerbombs together.
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A quifftastic person that no one likes, that people make fun of all day in class
Look at that little queefytits wearing his little quee..
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A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.
She licked and gently stroked his cock..