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When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.
Mike gave himself an email promotion when he changed the title..
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(alt.-"turista") a black hefty bag stuffed full of one's worldly possessions, typically a few shirts, and odd effects.
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Taboo slang for vaginal discharge.
"I got a mouthful of her cunt custard."
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt..