What is Esquire Chode?
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a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.
Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too
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When a person inserts their nose into the other persons anus, then puts the ballsack into their mouth, yodels into beautiful harmony thu..