Essaryism

What is Essaryism?


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A pervasive disease contracted by anyone whom comes into daily contact with a full-blooded Essary. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: nervous ticks, Tourette's-like swearing, uncontrollable wincing whenever a person of ethnic origin enters the room, severe and irrational homophobia, misogynistic tendencies (usually only directed at ones spouse or the cashier at Mrs. Winters)

Man 1:"That cocksucking blue-hair cut me off in traffic! What a wore out old bitch! I had to give her two slaps across the fuckin mouth!"

Man 2: "Wow, dude. You really have a severe case of essaryism. You should have a doctor check that out."

See gonorrhea, syphillis, the clap, clamidia, crabs


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