Essay Edit Meaning

1.

useless work used to torture billions of kids in this world

Jimmy had to do his long essay instead of playing outside with his friends.

See kaly

2.

How a moron spells ese.

An essay is something you write for school, not a Mexican.

See report, mexican, latino, hispanic

3.

a waste of time that MLA and APA supporters believe is not colossal enough in its time-wasting ability. used by professors whose sole dream it is to stop students from slacking off for the weekend. goes well with coffee.

I can't believe Mr. Smith just gave us that huge fucking essay! He's out of his mind.

Jimmy, you can't go to the senior prom until you finish writing that essay.

See research paper, life

4.

1. A composition that is usually a few pages long.

2. Something that evil English teachers assign too many of.

I have to write another English essay today.

See essays, english, write, paper, composition

5.

a mexican dude

Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!

6.

1. the bane of my existence

The only thing worse than an essay is being mauled by a bear.

See evil, malignant, horrible

7.

An impossibly difficult written task set by extremely evil, cruel, and nasty teachers(or teachers' bosses - some teachers don't like essays either!) to do for homework,usually due for a week after they are set.

Essays are possibly the worst torture ever due to their immense difficulty to accomplish for a certain young goldfish who may or may not be writing this definition when they are supposed to be doing their Citizenship essay on bullying that is already 15 days overdue!

and I can't do it! Help me!!!!! :-(

See homework, school, torture