Essayitis

What is Essayitis?

The "sickness" one suffers from when he did not complete an essay or project for school to evade a zero from not having the project complete.

Wow. The book report is due today. There are eight students in Mr. George's class that are out. Could be essayitis.

Quarterback

1. hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass. Dude, that bath..

Air Heal

1. The act of not obtaining medical attention after sustaining an injury to any part of one's body and leaving the wound to heal via t..

Zorch Crystal

1. See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping th..

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