What is Essaysex?
term used to describe a piece of writing, usually in the form of an essay, that produces an almost euphoric feeling in its readers that is comparable to the pleasure derived from sexual intercourse
Parshva: So how is your Project Law essay?
George: Bro, it's essaysex. I almost jizzed my pants writing it.
n. pleasure induced by extraordinary prose that is equatable to the pleasure derived from sexual intercourse
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