Essex Edit Meaning

1.

The richest county in the United Kingdom. Essex is NOT full of chavs or retards or whatever these idiots say above this definition.

People from Essex dislike chavs just as much as anybody else here does.

There are some complete idiots in esses but, isnt there idiots everywhere?

"Essex - the richest county in the UK"

2.

One of the richest counties in England

Jealous northerners with small penises, ugly faces, fat women and tractors feel the need to bitch about thier superiors.

3.

South Eastern County bordering London, which despite popular belief, consists primarily of conservative voting middle – upper classes seeking an escape from the city. Unfortunately tainted by areas such as Romfordand Southend, where the amount of chavs, scallies and other such fake – Burberry wearing scum are contained and looked down upon. Highlights include Chigwell, Loughton, Buckhurst Hill, Epping where the amount of real Armani, Versace, Prada and Gucci being worn, and Porsches, Jaguars and Ferrari’s on the roads have a value greater than the gross amount of money that vermin on state benefit, like those found in Romford, con from our government.

Areas with high houseprices, high avearage wage and at least one car of a value greater than 35K

4.

Worst reputation in England for slags. They are ment to be the easiest. However, you shouldn't judge as that's probably just bullshit. I'm sure they are all lovely.

She is like an Essex girl!OMG

See esex

5.

1) much maligned county in south east england. canvey island, essex was one of the few places to submit a realistic bid against london for the 2012 olympics.

2) contains popular domestic holiday destinations such as southend, shoeburyness and basildon.

3) inhabitants also speak with what is considered the most aurally pleasing of english accents. it is also the most common tongue in places such as prague and benidorm.

1) people say that about essex cos its a cultural desert, innit!

2) our caravan in clacton-on-sea was torched last weekend!

3) chardonnnaaaahy, we goin to bluewortah dis sahndeee?

I dunnooaah kerrahy, aint lakeside nearah?

See barrymore, beckham, romford, rayleigh, ford, escort, hole

6.

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules

i no its totally tits!!

See bert

7.

A county in the South East of England, it is known predominantly for sales of Ford Escorts, and the additional "mods" that make these vehicles "tits". Heavily populated with Essex Girls, a civilisation all of their own, surviving mainly on the water content of alcopops and ingesting mainly proteins, ahem. Essex Boys are known for their smugness, usually because they get laid with far more frequency than their Northern counterparts.

"Oh mah gaaaawd dat car iz teeeetz dude. 'E must be such a geeza. Dyew fink e'll let me blow 'im? I 'ope so cuz aym kinda 'ungry innit. Ahhhhhhhh sale at Burberry! teeeeeeetz!"